Forget Buckingham Palace, the real nobility is climbing your oak tree. Meet the Duke of Squirrel – quite possibly the most distinguished rodent you'll ever wear. This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a conversation starter, a statement piece, and frankly, your new favorite way to feel ridiculously comfortable while radiating an air of perplexing authority.

Crafted from 100% combed ring-spun cotton that's softer than a squirrel's whisper (we assume), this tee is lightweight, breathable, and form-fitting enough to make even commoners look sharp. Pre-shrunk, because true nobility never shrinks from its duties (or the dryer).

Why blend in when you were born to stand out... with a squirrel in tiny, imaginary regalia? Embrace the absurdity. Command the comfort.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd²
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia

  XS : Length = 27” | Width = 17½”
    S : Length = 28” | Width = 19”
   M : Length = 29” | Width = 20½”
    L : Length = 30” | Width = 22”
  XL : Length = 31” | Width = 24”
2XL : Length = 32” | Width = 26”
3XL : Length = 33” | Width = 28”